Sunday, March 04, 2007

A Foreigner and A Local Country Girl

A foreigner gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute local country girl.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.. So let's talk"

The country girl, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the foreigner, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the foreigner. "How about world politics?"

"OK," says the country girl. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first."

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The foreigner is dumbfounded. Finally he replies,"I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the country girl, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss world politics when you don't know shit?

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